The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share
“Which the Chicken and Which the Egg? He drinks because she scolds, he thinks; She thinks she scolds because he drinks; And nether will… — Ogden Nash Copy Share
“People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share
