The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions — Ogden Nash Action Copy Share Image
We love the kindly wind and hail, The jolly thunderbolt, We watch in glee the fairy trail Of ampere, watt, and volt. — Ogden Nash Fairy Copy Share Image
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm! — Ogden Nash Differences Copy Share Image
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Anniversary Copy Share Image
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze, And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and>metaphor. — Ogden Nash Books Copy Share Image
“My garden will never make me famous. I'm a horticultural ignoramus. I can't tell a string-bean from a soybean, or even a… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature… So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without… — Ogden Nash Life Copy Share Image
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. — Ogden Nash Children Copy Share Image
Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think… — Ogden Nash Bacon Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father. — Ogden Nash Children Copy Share Image
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when… — Ogden Nash Anniversary Copy Share Image
Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but… — Ogden Nash Flower Copy Share Image
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. — Ogden Nash Child Copy Share Image
