Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories. not to constantly be upset, hurting and crying.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills . — Green Monk Ambition Copy Share Image
Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate. — Green Monk Candles Copy Share Image
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk Friend Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Drunk Copy Share Image
You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk Beers Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you don't see it with your eyes, don't invent it with your mouth... — Green Monk Eyes Copy Share Image
A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me? — Green Monk Change Copy Share Image
