When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
“Today, approximately 9 of 10 beers consumed around the globe are lagers.” — Garrett Oliver Copy Share Image
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way… — John Daly Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My doctor says I should drink 8 glasses of water a day. I wonder how many beers is that equivalent to. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“licorice is used with some frequency in dark beers to increase head, as a coloring agent, and to sweeten the end product… — Stephen Harrod Buhner Copy Share Image
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the… — Elizabeth Flock Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite… — John Daly Copy Share Image
“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
“The beers all broke," he says again, and nods toward the split-open cooler, gallons of foaming liquid pouring out from inside it.… — John Green Copy Share Image
People never try to prove themselves against me unless they've had a few beers in them. — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I hate to say this, but if you drink a couple of beers sometimes, it makes your work-out easier. — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Those who know me, after a few beers, I love music and I love to dance, but that doesn't mean I'll be… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
Can I just say that PBR is one of the most underrated beers of all time? And good God it's cheap. — Jemele Hill Copy Share Image
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off… — Jeremy Shockey Copy Share Image
I enjoy being outdoors, hanging out with friends, and maybe snapping the neck off a couple of beers. — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers. — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
