They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers.

If riding were all blue ribbons and bright lights, I would have quit long ago.

— George H. Morris

“If the war could be won by the wearing of red, white, and blue ribbons on one’s hat,” said Beatrice, sitting down behind a…

— Helen Simonson

I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair.

— Loretta Lynn

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been…

— John Daly

I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers.

— Green Monk

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything…

— Chris Pratt

I enjoy being outdoors, hanging out with friends, and maybe snapping the neck off a couple of beers.

— Daniel Ricciardo

If she is not cute after 3 beers, switch to shots.

— Anonymous

“... but they could barely organize a round of beers.”

— Stuart Neville

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had…

— Dave Barry

I hate to say this, but if you drink a couple of beers sometimes, it makes your work-out easier.

— Hulk Hogan

I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

— Anonymous

Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.

— Anonymous

“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can…

— Robyn Schneider

I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.

— Matthew Quick