I think my baby might be connected to Al-Qaeda the way she blows up her diapers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I didn't run into the wall, I was just checking to see how strong it was. (: — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A real relationship has: fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguement, patience, secrets, jealousy, and love.Â¥ — Green Monk Faith Copy Share Image
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate seeing an older woman standing on the bus while I'm seated. . . So I just close my eyes and… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but its really difficult to get hurt & say Its Ok — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I act completely normal around my parents. But as soon as I'm with my friends, I'm like the energizer bunny, on crack... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a penás and a práck? A penás is fun, sexy and satisfying. A práck is the guy connected… — Green Monk Difference Copy Share Image
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Me and good judgment haven't been on speaking terms in a good long time. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The problem with many things is the pre-conceived ideas we have about them! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The Dream of a Man and Tears of a girl Can do Anyting in this World — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples. — Green Monk Different races Copy Share Image
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The heaviest burden of life is… . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket — Green Monk Burden Copy Share Image
Guys, I had nothing to live for, but then I got a discount on my Cellphone bill. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual… — Green Monk Bisexual Copy Share Image
The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash . — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Your not completely worthless you can be used as a bad example! — Green Monk Bad example Copy Share Image
