All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it. — Green Monk Becoming a doctor Copy Share Image
I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand .. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn. — Green Monk Baby Copy Share Image
That awkard moment ,while a lunch with important people,Suddenly,you drop coke on your new clothes -.- — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Average women believe they need a man to feel wanted & loved. Real women are very desired, have self-love, & do just… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I typed married but it was auto-corrected to martyred. Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
“If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has, don't take it… — Green Monk Courage Copy Share Image
My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin… — Green Monk Children Copy Share Image
I have just Kidnapped myself …..Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?' — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head! — Green Monk Being crazy Copy Share Image
I always try not to judge people. Which is probably why I lost my job as a judge — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
According to the laws of probability, I have seen my neighbor's wife in panties. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Relationships fail because Women Love too much, and Men Love too many! — Green Monk Failure Copy Share Image
Today, be the change you wish to see in the twitter. Block the assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Drunk Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Funeral Copy Share Image
After 10 pegs, I think Im the most interesting person in the world. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm a black belt in making phone calls as short as possible. — Green Monk Black belt Copy Share Image
A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun. — Green Monk Bachelor Copy Share Image
I want to stop doing anything that's not worth telling my kids about. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
