Funeral Quotes

It's my policy not to review funerals.

— A.M. Homes

“Funeral = real fun.”

— Jarkko Laine

Life sucks,till funeral!

— Khalifa Shavez

Conduct your triumph as a funeral.

— Laozi

Nice day for a funeral.

— Anthony Horowitz

“Life is the struggle of delaying death.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funerals are pretty compared to death

— Tennessee Williams

“I have never attended a nudist funeral.”

— Édouard Levé

I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor.

— Torrey DeVitto

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

— Eddie Cantor

“And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.”

— J. Lincoln Fenn

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.

— Tennessee Williams

Say not 'Good-night' but in some brighter clime, bid me 'Good-morning.'

— Anna Letitia Barbauld

The only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral.

— Rachel Cohn

Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.??

— Naimish Shah

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up…

— Emma Thompson

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made…

— Shirley Manson

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.

— Andrew Gurland

Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true

— Horace

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

— Mike Birbiglia

I was waiting for my hearse. What came next was so much worse. It took a funeral to make me feel alive.

— Sixx AM

I have heard it said that winter, too, will pass, that spring is a sign that summer is due at last. See,…

— Maya Angelou

Life's errors cry for the merciful beauty that can modulate their isolation into a harmony with the whole.

— Rabindranath Tagore

“What I'm saying is I think life is staggering and we're just used to it. We are all like spoiled children no…

— Donald Miller

I have prayed with the families and wept at the funerals of Hoosiers who did not shrink from 9-11 but grew into…

— Mike Pence

Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the -…

— Sean Hannity

Growing up, I saw my mother cry exactly once. The morning of her brother's funeral. One long tear ran down her cheek…

— Kelly Corrigan

Gerald Westerby, he told himself. You were present at your birth. You were present at your several marriages and at some of…

— John le Carre

Out- out are the lights- out all! And, over each quivering form, The curtain, a funeral pall, Comes down with the rush…

— Edgar Allan Poe

“A funeral is supposed to be a way to say goodbye. You look inside yourself and find a place to put your…

— Beth Lincoln

If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to…

— Anonymous

“What time is the funeral" " Two pm." "Are you going, Sergeant?" "Yes." "Can anyone go?" "Anyone can go Beula, but only…

— Rosalie Ham

“I’ll see you at your funeral, if you’ll see me at mine. I’ll wait at the edges for your ghost to rise…

— pleasefindthis

I didn't cry at my father's funeral, and I felt guilty about that. Of course, he got sick not too long after…

— Billy Bob Thornton

“If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. You all do know this mantle: I remember The first time ever Caesar…

— William Shakespeare

Mama and I would go to a funeral and she'd stand up to read the dead person's eulogy. She made the ignorant…

— Henry Louis Gates

“You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth Until you learn…

— Sixx AM

“Funerals, in fact, are one of the most powerful examples of collective pain. They feature in a surprising finding from my research…

— Brené Brown

“waving to get his attention. The small White Rock police force had shut down the entire department so they could all attend…

— L.A. Dobbs