I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks ! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help fantasizing about kicking you in the face repeatedly. — Green Monk Fantasizing Copy Share Image
If you can't beat them, join them. It's much easier to beat them once they think you're on the same side. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Researchers have discovered that people will believe anything that you tell them researchers have discovered... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Communication, trust, and affection, is the true foundation of every good relationship¦.. If one is missing¦.. LOVE cannot survive¦ — Green Monk Affection Copy Share Image
Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Dear ugly people, if you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
LADIES: You should never beg for a guys commitment to you . If he wants you, he'll do whatever it takes to… — Green Monk Commitment Copy Share Image
There's a smudge on my computer monitor, but I think it's on your side. — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
