The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is. — Green Monk Age Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to talk quieter , To see who's really listening .. ¥ — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help fantasizing about kicking you in the face repeatedly. — Green Monk Fantasizing Copy Share Image
If you can't beat them, join them. It's much easier to beat them once they think you're on the same side. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Researchers have discovered that people will believe anything that you tell them researchers have discovered... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Communication, trust, and affection, is the true foundation of every good relationship¦.. If one is missing¦.. LOVE cannot survive¦ — Green Monk Affection Copy Share Image
My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin… — Green Monk Children Copy Share Image
I have just Kidnapped myself …..Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
To those who know and love me I wish you well. All the rest may go to hell — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I went to an emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Real men know how to communicate. They know when to talk & when to listen. — Green Monk Communication Copy Share Image
I hate when someone gets lost in my eyes & they forget what they're telling me. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkard moment ,while a lunch with important people,Suddenly,you drop coke on your new clothes -.- — Green Monk Copy Share Image
