To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My life is just me looking forward to either tweeting or eating. — Green Monk Eating Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up — Green Monk Dreams Copy Share Image
Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Number one rule: Never get attached to something that wasn't yours in the first place. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My personal trainer told me to listen to my body while working out so I left the gym & went to get… — Green Monk Exercise Copy Share Image
Looking for soulmate. Description: Smart, funny, good-looking & loves to battle with lightsaber swords while making sound effects. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Birthday Copy Share Image
Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Dear ugly people, if you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
LADIES: You should never beg for a guys commitment to you . If he wants you, he'll do whatever it takes to… — Green Monk Commitment Copy Share Image
My hands never pain when typing message for you.. But my heart always pain when there is no reply from you. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher. — Green Monk Attention Copy Share Image
Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
LOVE is not a feeling. Love is an action. Love is a choice. — Green Monk Action love Copy Share Image
Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... — Green Monk Babies Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Desire Copy Share Image
The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If all else fails, get in bed at 8:00pm and watch a bunch of shit on tv. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Trust is something that you have in a condom when the partner is not your spouse — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Set Your Goals High Enough To Inspire You And Low Enough To Encourage You — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out! — Green Monk Cashiers Copy Share Image
Nah, we're cool! Just make sure you remind me how awesome I am 3 times a day. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Some, given the scepter of responsibility, confuse it with the club of authority. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
