Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty. — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a… — Christopher Moore Differences Copy Share Image
“Snake eyes!" the croupier said. "Lizard dick!" Coyote shouted back. This sent me to convulsions.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of getting into a subject I don't know much about. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others. — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. — Christopher Moore British Copy Share Image
“I don’t remember any snow in all of the Torah. The Lord probably doesn’t even go to places where it snows.” — Christopher Moore Snow Copy Share Image
“She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.”… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and… — Christopher Moore Circles Copy Share Image
All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The next day the weather was blown out, with whitecaps frosting the entire channel across to Lanai and the coconut palms whipping… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
I've sort of made a reputation by high-stepping my way out of genre. As soon as somebody says, 'He does this,' I'm… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“A wall is a defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much… — Christopher Moore Freedom Copy Share Image
I have that special sort of novelist body of knowledge which is extraordinarily wide and very, very shallow. So I can usually… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Fine, fuck it," Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating… — Christopher Moore Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Drool has sprouted an erection. Let’s ask him what he’s thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“They are the fallen gods. The new gods are producers, creators, doers. The new gods are the chinless techno-children who would rather… — Christopher Moore Gods Copy Share Image
“I think this is a bodhi tree,” I said, “just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exciting. I’m feeling sort of enlightened… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Ability Copy Share Image
“Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. "So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. — Christopher Moore Christmas Copy Share Image
“I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.” — Christopher Moore Artist Copy Share Image
“Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam.” — Christopher Moore Vietnam Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. — Christopher Moore Angry Copy Share Image
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“She was meaning and order and light, and now that she's gone, chaos falls like a dark leaden cloud.” — Christopher Moore Chaos Copy Share Image
“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abençoados sejam os submissos, pois a eles diremos "Lindos meninos".” — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of… — Christopher Moore Hawaiians Copy Share Image
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
