I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“For it is written that "if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I would not have Drool reading Cicero or crafting clever riddles, but under my tutelage he had become more than fair at… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The fool's number is zero, but that's because he represents the infinite possibility of all things. He may become anything. See, he… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool?… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share
Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share
“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share
![“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You honked my codpiece." Aye, give it up, fool." [...]” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d1b/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_not-yet-said-she-goneril-trying-to-roll_554564.png)
![“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady." I nodded in agreement with the puppet, for he is most wise for having a brain of sawdust. Impudent!…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/f88/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_i-ll-not-have-an-exchange-with-an-impude_1919885.jpg)
![“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of Prague. The price war was on [...] The Retail Pope would offer cheesy bacon toppings on the Host with communion and the Discount Pope would counter with topless…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/80e/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_soon-a-whole-guild-of-low-priced-shrine_346750.png)
![“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity [footnote], even with the duke dead and all, can't be too careful. Although, I caught sight of her in a dressing gown one day she was up on the parapet outside her solar. Fine…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/a4d/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_y-know-the-duchess-regan-is-living-here_1361839.jpg)
