Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!” — Christopher Moore Obnoxious Copy Share Image
“not the end of the world, just darkness over everything," Charlie cheerfully said. "it gets dark - turn on a light.” — Christopher Moore Darkness Copy Share Image
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge. — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I so adored her when she let her warrior queen armor fall, and came, silly and giggling, into my arms.” — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
I've sort of made a reputation by high-stepping my way out of genre. As soon as somebody says, 'He does this,' I'm… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and… — Christopher Moore Circles Copy Share Image
All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The next day the weather was blown out, with whitecaps frosting the entire channel across to Lanai and the coconut palms whipping… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“A wall is a defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much… — Christopher Moore Freedom Copy Share Image
I have that special sort of novelist body of knowledge which is extraordinarily wide and very, very shallow. So I can usually… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from… — Christopher Moore Beavers Copy Share Image
If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your… — Christopher Moore Adventure Copy Share Image
“Success in America doesn't require any special talent or any kind of extra effort. You just have to be consistent and not… — Christopher Moore Extra effort Copy Share Image
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard… — Christopher Moore Archer Copy Share Image
As an author, you spend a lot of time by yourself in a room making clicky noises. It gets pretty insulated. You… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“la Ruta de la Seda, que no estaba hecha de seda y que, en realidad, no era sino un sendero estrecho que… — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“«El método científico no es más que una serie de reglas para que no nos mintamos los unos a los otros.» —Ken… — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Canada Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual.” — Christopher Moore Spiritual Copy Share Image
“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.” — Christopher Moore Fashion Copy Share Image
“I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God.” — Christopher Moore God Copy Share Image
“no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.” — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.” — Christopher Moore General public Copy Share Image
“down bummer," Charlie said. "just chill." he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.” — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems... — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“I'm fucked. We're fucked. Together. Like Romeo and Juliet, only we get to be in a sequel.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
![“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator. I am a superbeing. I --" And at that point she bounced her forehead off a light pole with a dull twang and was suddenly lying on her back, looking at the…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/29d/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_careful-crossing-the-street-tommy-called_2012882.jpg)
![“Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the drawers [at the morgue]. "Do you think they mind?" The officer shook his head. "No, sir." Cavuto blew a stream of smoke at Gilbert [a dead guy]. "And him, do you think he…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d29/christopher-moore-353_bloodsucking-fiends_inspector-there-s-no-smoking-allowed-in_757345.png)
