Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. — Christopher Moore Death Copy Share Image
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“There's something out on the wing. Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing. Told you.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“So, I guess we’re going to kill this guy, she thought. Then she said, “How does Thursday look for you?” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore Entertainment Copy Share Image
“They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity;” — Christopher Moore Eternity Copy Share Image
“We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is… — Christopher Moore Inspirational Copy Share Image
“You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not… — Christopher Moore Fool Copy Share Image
“Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad.” “Where is that written?” “Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“People thought I was one of those people who beats their kid in department stores.” “Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the… — Christopher Moore Parenting Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a… — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at… — Christopher Moore Living things Copy Share Image
“No, inaction. Contemplation. Steadiness. Conservatism. A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people… — Christopher Moore Inaction Copy Share Image
As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"… — Christopher Moore Ethics Copy Share Image
“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I… — Christopher Moore Holy ghost Copy Share Image
“The City of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency… — Christopher Moore Bay area Copy Share Image
“I was all, "Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now,… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It's easier to keep a secret if people think you're crazy” — Christopher Moore Secret Copy Share Image
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore Harem Copy Share Image
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