Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“I have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story.” — Christopher Moore Hell Copy Share Image
“Evolution doesn’t really have a destination. It’s just dicking around with possibilities.” — Christopher Moore Biology Copy Share Image
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet. — Christopher Moore Demon Copy Share Image
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.” — Christopher Moore Best friend Copy Share Image
“A general who wages war for a republic whose cause is not just would make devils of soldiers, and turn honor to… — Christopher Moore Democracy Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Frightening Copy Share Image
“When war makes commerce and commerce is law, profit rules prudence and justice is flawed.” — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.” — Christopher Moore Aladdin Copy Share Image
Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they… — Christopher Moore American culture Copy Share Image
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not… — Christopher Moore Accidents Copy Share Image
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight.… — Christopher Moore Age Copy Share Image
“In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without… — Christopher Moore Darkness Copy Share Image
“This is fucking magic, she thought. This isn't some story out of one of Tommy's books. This isn't something you can experiment… — Christopher Moore Vampire Copy Share Image
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted.… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it’s… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Before we knew it a year had passed, then two more, and we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in… — Christopher Moore Birthday Copy Share Image
“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another… — Christopher Moore African american Copy Share Image
“Tommy, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before. If you repeat it, I'll deny I said it. Five… — Christopher Moore Bird Copy Share Image
Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or… — Christopher Moore Amazing things Copy Share Image
“Fine, fuck it," Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating… — Christopher Moore Cell phone Copy Share Image
“I said,” said Lear, “most pernicious monstress, perfect in her perfidy!” Kent mimed a set of generous bosoms on himself and raised… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Edle Herren, seid so freundlich und verpisst Euch.” — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“there was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.” — Christopher Moore Dark Copy Share Image
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