“Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.” — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
“She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach.” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
“(at eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.)” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.” — Christopher Moore Desire Copy Share Image
“Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug. —GERARD RYDER” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.” — Christopher Moore Mermaid Copy Share Image
The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own. — Christopher Moore Problem Copy Share Image
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung… — Christopher Moore Consonants Copy Share Image
“So I'm all, "Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!" Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps, in retrospect, a bit prematurely.… — Christopher Moore Dance Copy Share Image
Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the… — Christopher Moore Flower Copy Share Image
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you… — Christopher Moore Baptists Copy Share Image
“These dogs are not fighting." "Yes they are. Like the paintings we saw in the Louvre," said Lucien. "Gecko-Roman wrestling Father called… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“She had a lot of nerve signing her note "Love." [...] But she did sign it that way: "Love." What did that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“but even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
“So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“there comes a point where you’ll find something out, where you’ll see something, or where something will suddenly come together, and you’ll… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you.… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.” — Christopher Moore Cynic Copy Share Image
“I know you're busy dating actresses and psychopaths.” — Christopher Moore Actresses Copy Share Image
![“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady." I nodded in agreement with the puppet, for he is most wise for having a brain of sawdust. Impudent!…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/f88/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_i-ll-not-have-an-exchange-with-an-impude_1919885.jpg)
![“She had a lot of nerve signing her note "Love." [...] But she did sign it that way: "Love." What did that mean? Did she mean it, or was it habit? She probably signed all of her letters with "Love." Dear Insured, We are sorry but your policy will not pay for your barium enema as it was done for…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/56a/christopher-moore-353_bloodsucking-fiends_she-had-a-lot-of-nerve-signing-her-note_2986931.jpg)
