Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You are my desire. Eating your luscious love thoughts My Junk Just Dropped Off” — Christopher Moore Desire Copy Share Image
It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans! — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“If it be not destiny, then surely there is plausible deniability, which in the parlance of politics is the same thing.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Body Copy Share Image
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime. — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and… — Christopher Moore Bells Copy Share Image
“Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)" I thinks she's going to break my heart" On arrival of the girl" The flannel… — Christopher Moore Funny Copy Share Image
“We can build cities for the Romans.” “Actually, I was thinking about saving mankind.” “Forget that nonsense, Josh. Rocks, I tell you.” — Christopher Moore Romans Copy Share Image
“She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t… — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a… — Christopher Moore Ale Copy Share Image
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no… — Christopher Moore Boxers Copy Share Image
The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Don’t be so hard on yourself, You’re doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was -… — Christopher Moore Death of a loved one Copy Share Image
“A centipede the size of a Pontiac had once lived in the bottom-right corner of the trunk but had long since moved… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You must find a place on a woman's body and live there. In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his… — Christopher Moore Another life Copy Share Image
“He started skipping, but then caught himself and returned to deliberately pacing out his steps with his sheathed sword. People might ignore… — Christopher Moore Skipping Copy Share Image
“Although he would not remember it, when Lucien was born, the first thing he saw as he peeked over the edge of… — Christopher Moore Blue sky Copy Share Image
Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but… — Christopher Moore Advice Copy Share Image
“I would not have Drool reading Cicero or crafting clever riddles, but under my tutelage he had become more than fair at… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
