“Well, you know, she was winded for a few minutes from kicking your ass, but she is just a little girl.” The” — Christopher Moore Girl Copy Share Image
“Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?” — Christopher Moore Rapper Copy Share Image
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics? — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
“The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“An artist can't let madness stop him from making art, he simply has to channel it.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful. — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Cuando no tienes buenos argumentos, a veces es mejor darle la vuelta a la tortilla y ponerte a preguntar tú. Lo aprendí… — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Abby jumped into the Prius. Lily bundled the defibrillator into her friend’s lap, then jumped in the Prius’s back door behind her.… — Christopher Moore Friendship Copy Share Image
It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to be a horror story writer. My influences were horror writers, like Rich Matheson, Ray Bradbury and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Everyone thinks that it was the big strong caveman who got the girl, and for the most part, that may have been… — Christopher Moore Caveman Copy Share Image
“Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to… — Christopher Moore Fitness Copy Share Image
“Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho"… — Christopher Moore Rapper Copy Share Image
“Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. Every time you give them a new metaphor, a mustard seed,… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At… — Christopher Moore Commandments Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Birth Copy Share Image
“The hip-hop guy nodded curtly, like he knew that, and despite appearances to the contrary, he had not been trippin', but had,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“If you're going to learn, you need to forget what you know.” — Christopher Moore Education Copy Share Image
