The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image
The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Just walk through him," I said, still deep in thought. "and if you ever wanted to know how a moose works, just… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your… — Jass Richards Copy Share Image
If you have never taken the train across Canada, you really should put it on your life list... Meanwhile, I get to… — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
“Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth” — Rolf Peterson Copy Share Image
In Canada, you can't even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or even a grizzly bear.… — Kurt Angle Copy Share Image
You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?" "I've a knife in… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
But, on more accounts than one, I had had enough of moose-hunting. I had not come to the woods for this purpose,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I’m beginning to sense a theme,” Mircea said, tossing his suit coat over a buckskin-covered chair. A moose head with huge, outspread… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The knock-kneed brown moose, a tired group of ten, yards ahead of her for the last three days, comfort her too. It's… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
I left my theatre the Loose Moose almost twenty years ago, and I hardly ever go back. Sometimes I go back to… — Keith Johnstone Copy Share Image
How far men go for the material of their houses! The inhabitants of the most civilized cities, in all ages, send into… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“O Canada I have not forgotten you, as I kneel in my canoe, beholding this vision of a bookcase. You are the… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to hurt Cameron’s car, now do you? She didn’t mean to hit you.” As she spoke to the huge… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
If the Americans, in addition to the eagle and the Stars and Stripes and the more unofficial symbols of bison, moose and… — Johan Huizinga Copy Share Image
“When he says "Skins or blankets?" it will take you a moment to realized that he's asking which you want to sleep… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. — Alcee Hastings Copy Share Image
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