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“She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.” Tommy said, “Can’t you guys see more in a woman than T and A?” “Nope,” said Troy. “No way,” said Simon.” quote by Christopher Moore
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““She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.” Tommy said, “Can’t you guys see more in a woman than T and A?” “Nope,” said Troy. “No way,” said Simon.””

Christopher Moore

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A humorous scene uses absurd similes to mock exaggerated compliments and highlight superficial judgments of women.

In simple terms: Mocking exaggerated compliments reveals shallow judgments.

Key Takeaway

Question the value of superficial praise.

Themes

humor language gender social commentary

Mood

playful ironic critical

Type

satirical dialogue humorous

When to use this quote

  • social gatherings
  • dating
  • friendship
  • office banter

Key Concepts

satire hyperbole identity perception

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do exaggerated compliments affect self‑esteem?
  • What does this say about gender stereotypes?
A Different Perspective

The humor may alienate readers who find the language offensive.

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