“in the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea… — Christopher Moore Beauty Copy Share Image
Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Truth Copy Share Image
That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“What is character, if not a man's measure of himself against his friends and enemies?” — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Astronomy Copy Share Image
“killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Killer whales Copy Share Image
“Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
“come up here if you have a vision or if you are in trouble.” Pokey grabbed a bag from the floor of… — Christopher Moore Dreams Copy Share Image
When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you get up in the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if… — Christopher Moore Happier Copy Share Image
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't… — Christopher Moore American music Copy Share Image
“But I have known many women--many women indeed, and it is in their nature to confound us, Othello. They are all by… — Christopher Moore Feminism Copy Share Image
“How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. "So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Ability Copy Share Image
“Clair put down her knife and pickle, then wiped her hands. As she came toward Clay she pulled a large bobby pin… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“What are you working on?" Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their… — Christopher Moore Conversations Copy Share Image
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a… — Christopher Moore Near death Copy Share Image
“He really wanted to remain angry, but somehow he had come to believe that women were wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures who… — Christopher Moore Respect Copy Share Image
“In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to… — Christopher Moore Every morning Copy Share Image
“I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Where do you think this guy is leading us?' 'Probably somewhere to murder and kill us.' 'Yeah, at least one of those.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.” — Christopher Moore Goals Copy Share Image
“Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.” — Christopher Moore Hunting Copy Share Image
“He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft. — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.” — Christopher Moore Lust Copy Share Image
“Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.” — Christopher Moore Animals Copy Share Image
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
“You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.” — Christopher Moore Belief Copy Share Image
“bet he was myrrh,” said Josh. “Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“No." Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, "I'm not fucked." The Sartre reader… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in… — Christopher Moore Challenges Copy Share Image
