Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I don't know. I don't really have a plan. I don't even know if she's lucid. I've been on autopilot since I… — Christopher Moore Autopilot Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and… — Christopher Moore Artist Copy Share Image
I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang gliding. I liked his first book, too,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“(I bring food and drink to the guards when they are on post during feasts. I believe it is written in the… — Christopher Moore Feasts Copy Share Image
“ Christmas Amnesty. You can fall out of contact with a friend, fail to return calls, ignore e-mails, avoid eye contact at… — Christopher Moore Amnesty Copy Share Image
“WARNING This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity… — Christopher Moore Fools Copy Share Image
“The Colorman slid off the morgue slab to the cold floor. Bullets pooped from his wounds and plopped on the stone as… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“ 'Paint only what you see,' his hero Millet had admonished. 'Imagination is a burden to a painter,' Auguste Renoir had told… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that… — Christopher Moore Best time Copy Share Image
“Nate had been born and raised in British Columbia, and Canadians hate, above all things, to offend. It was part of the… — Christopher Moore Born and raised Copy Share Image
“Joshua, my memory of Maggie isn't about what happened the night before we left. I didn't go to see her thinking that… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a man must muster all of his courage simply to sit still. How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion… — Christopher Moore Courage Copy Share Image
“The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien. 'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said,… — Christopher Moore Buddha nature Copy Share Image
“Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure.Thinking about her six kids and… — Christopher Moore Christianity Copy Share Image
When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from… — Christopher Moore Blog Copy Share Image
“In the East they taught us that all suffering comes from desire, and that rough beast would stalk me through my life,… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the… — Christopher Moore Asian Copy Share Image
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
“The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had… — Christopher Moore Bears Copy Share Image
“Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night. Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe.… — Christopher Moore Artists Copy Share Image
“Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore and even a great stumbling dolt like yourself shall sail… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age." "I thought you liked redheads." "I do. What's your… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
![“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one. --The Chronicles of Abby Normal” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/6fb/christopher-moore-353_asian_in-regards-to-the-asian-guy-he-was-so-cu_3012867.png)
![“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You honked my codpiece." Aye, give it up, fool." [...]” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d1b/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_not-yet-said-she-goneril-trying-to-roll_554564.png)
![“The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/db9/christopher-moore-353_angel_the-angel-has-confided-in-me-that-he-is_2372029.png)
