“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished,… — Christopher Moore Illusion Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder to look at the forty-foot cabin cruiser where Captain Tarwater posed on the bow looking like an… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
“Astonishing, the level of complete bollocks a Venetian will buy for the promise of coin. Greed is a festering chancre on the… — Christopher Moore Greed Copy Share Image
“(Judah could never get the knack of being an adulteress. He’d stand there stiff as Lot’s wife. You can’t do that. An… — Christopher Moore Judah Copy Share Image
“Look, you mad tart, I have a covenant with God, which is: I don't mention that he has stocked the world full… — Christopher Moore Covenant Copy Share Image
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly,… — Christopher Moore Agendas Copy Share Image
“An embrace from him left scratches on my back that sometimes wept blood, yet my brothers and I fought to be the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Theophilus Crowe wrote bad free-verse poetry and played a jimbai drum while sitting on a rock by the ocean. He could play… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it… — Christopher Moore Demonic Copy Share Image
“Let me say right here, if I haven't made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there.… — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really. ("Would you like fries with… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human… — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
“You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take… — Christopher Moore Hair Copy Share Image
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I was baptized Methodist, but I was mainly raised First Church of NFL, which is to say that my family, especially my… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Rescued me from the darkest heart of the forest, fought off brigands, pygmies, and a brace of tigers to bring me here.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You first," Tommy said. They stood in the great room of their loft on either side of the futon, where the huge… — Christopher Moore Cats Copy Share Image
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Joshua could hear stirring inside of the stable master’s house and a voice calling for him to hold his horses, which is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“But there was no gangrene or amputations like the doctors threatened, and we got a B, so I don’t see what all… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some… — Christopher Moore Bad guy Copy Share Image
Like most people, I woke up one day to find that everyone I knew was taking antidepressants, and since I wasn't, I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in… — Christopher Moore Clock Copy Share Image
Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You know, a vampire book is not a book to be the vehicle for big themes and stuff, where sometimes when you're… — Christopher Moore Ambitious Copy Share Image
![“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there. You simply needed the word for it. Some need Kali and Shiva to destroy the world so they may see past the illusion to divinity in them, others need Krishna to drive…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/690/christopher-moore-353_buddhism_you-re-right-joshua-i-have-taught-you-no_314308.jpg)
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