What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
If you didn't believe in objective truth, arguments would be just toys, or games, or jokes. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes. — Thomas Aquinas Copy Share Image
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Women are not children. We are not fragile little birds who can't cope with jokes, works of art, or controversial speakers. — Christina Hoff Sommers Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna name names, but sometimes when reporters are talking, it gets a little boring because I don't have any jokes… — Quvenzhane Wallis Copy Share Image
Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and… — Avery Sunshine Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Working with Preme is always a dream come true. It's never like "I'm here and I'm comfortable." It's always like that very… — Torae Copy Share Image
Like a ventriloquist who laughs at his dummy's jokes, I keep trying to make photographs that seduce me into believing in the… — Larry Sultan Copy Share Image
America sometimes resembles, at least from the point of view of a black man, an exceedingly monotonous minstrel show; the same dances,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think it's a slightly crazy time actually, it's very difficult to satirise because each of politicians is in their own way… — Armando Iannucci Copy Share Image
All human populations are in some sense immigrants. All hostility between different cultures in one place has an aspect of the classic… — Neal Ascherson Copy Share Image
There are a lot of comedic actors who are just out to be the funny one and get all the laughs and… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen has been the Queensland premier the whole time we've been in Australia, and the state is a national joke… — Nick Earls Copy Share Image
Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind¦and let the mirror suffer!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes” — Various Copy Share Image
Plato was only a Bernard Shaw who unfortunately made his jokes in Greek. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes. — Buster Keaton Copy Share Image
