My friend said to me, I like girl who smell good. I said to him, okay! you are not gay. — Mahi Copy Share Image
There are a lot of clubs that are like, 'Don't do political jokes because it incites a lot of heckling.' — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
I don't like the phrase shock value. Surprise is essential in comedy, and if people are shocked by what I consider merely… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It's kind of like our running joke but it's really not funny and I… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
If you dont come home and immediately either take off your pants or change into pajamas then Im sorry but youre living… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you… — Hafez Copy Share Image
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt… — Margaret Mahy Copy Share Image
The running joke on set [of the Westworlds] was that everyone at some point thinks that they're Anthony Hopkins. Like, "Guys, I… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
I remember what J. Golden Kimball said when he came down to the stake where I was presiding. I introduced him as… — Hugh B. Brown Copy Share Image
A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
And yes, my plan will continue to reduce the carbon pollution that is heating our planet - because climate change is not… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not gonna make a joke about separating the whites and colours, so don't try to make me. So instead, I'll… — Toby Turner Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I often joke with my audiences that I make most of my income on a ski pole. People smile but they get… — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
I really like intimate venues because it feels like everyone in the audience is in on all our inside jokes. We could… — BØRNS Copy Share Image
![“The running joke on set [of the Westworlds] was that everyone at some point thinks that they're Anthony Hopkins. Like, "Guys, I think I'm Dr. Ford. I'm Anthony Hopkins. That's the twist." We love all of the theories. Part of the fun of that show is figuring it out.” quote by Evan Rachel Wood](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/3e5/evan-rachel-wood-6643_anthony-hopkins_the-running-joke-on-set-of-the-westworld_745678.png)
