Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one…

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

— Arthur Rimbaud

And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.

— John Milton

[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not…

— Sam Branson

You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I…

— Tyson Beckford

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the…

— Marguerite Duras

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

— George Best

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

— W. C. Fields

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

— Will Ferrell

“Alcoholism is a choice... not a life sentence.”

— David Norman

Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are…

— Michael Botticelli

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

— Joe Walsh

I can't fill the hole with money. I can't fill it with alcohol, or drugs, or sex, so what do I need to fill…

— Mark Victor Hansen

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

— Frank Zappa

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred…

— Ted Nugent