“We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B” — Abraham Ford (TWD TV Copy Share Image
Humour ended up being a really useful skill when it came time to be an international television celebrity. — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
“Just because you don’t like peanut butter doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t like . . . peanuts.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour. — Christopher Plummer Copy Share Image
“He was under the mistaken impression that I didn't have enough tact. The truth was, I had no tact.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“You are, I think, a little bit contemptuous of the way I prosecute my inquiries," he said with a twinkle.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“It made Craze smile, despite wishing most of his body parts would find new homes and leave him in peace.” — M. Pax Copy Share Image
If you really look at me, eight out of ten films I have done is comedy. Humour is the safest bet. — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
Scott Derrickson breathes humour into a character with a very strong identity in the '60s and '70s, that psychedelia era of Eastern… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
“I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Let's put it like this; men like Berkley, like me, we don't get a no for an answer, a girl who says… — Carolina Soto Copy Share Image
“Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze — and some of us just have to pee on… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“Marcus looked down. “Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?” he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together.” — Ripley Patton Copy Share Image
“He'll have that scar forever." "Couldn't you do something about it, Dumbledore?" "Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“A text pops up on the screen. It’s from Luis. I can’t help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
The first piece of 'long' fiction I wrote was a novella parody of Stephen King's 'Christine.' I was in high school, and… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
“I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“During the Bosnian war in the late 1990s, I spent several days traveling around the country with Susan Sontag and her son,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Hey, now , enough of that.” Wyeth shook her again, gentler this time, then ducked his head and peered under the curtain… — Sonya Lano Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“He had also spent a day and a half without sleep trying to start an online petition to bring back the advert… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
