“It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“You can print a book, unfortunately you can’t print the audience” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the… — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share
“We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share
“Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share
