“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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“The windchill factor above Camp IV could only be found on a chart for Mars.” — Kenneth Kamler Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Buying loyalty can be as effective as fear when one’s rival is poorer than oneself.” — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, And Go like a King… This Slogan was written on a.. Public Toilet Door. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“An intelligent man will use a book to settle an argument. Preferably a hardback with a thick spine, flat across the bridge… — Shatrujeet Nath Copy Share Image
“The height of a man’s wall or fence is usually a reflection of the depth or shallowness of his neighbours’ pockets.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I thought it was funny. I always thought Star Wars and Indiana Jones were basically comedies. The humour came out of their… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in… — Ian St. John Copy Share Image
The English probably do that wordplay kind of humour and whimsy better than anyone, and I've always felt that my writing goes… — Graeme Base Copy Share Image
I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
“Mr Moss's courtyard is railed in like a cage, lest the gentlemen who are boarding with him should take a fancy to… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“The year was dying early, the leaves were falling fast, it was a raw cold day when we took possession, and the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. "Of course I… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“He cleared his throat. “You need to pick a safe word.” “What on earth is a safe word?” He smothered a sigh.… — Janet Elizabeth Henderson Copy Share Image
“Would you like some sacred chocolate?' a girl asked, appearing suddenly at Lara's side. 'They've very special chocolates,' she said, pushing a… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Wanna trade?" (Puck) ..."Can't you take anything seriously?" (Ash) "I am serious! Duck." I ducked as a dagger flew overhead, barely missing… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“You have savings?" she was astonished. As a woman who lived on the very extreme edges of her budget, whose credit card… — Carmen Reid Copy Share Image
You could ask me to teach you.” “Huh?” This night is getting weird in a hurry. “Teach me like you’re teaching a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, a historian told me that the most important choice a new historian could make was of his or… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
