It is so important to have the cushioning of humour in one's life for a smooth run. — Shankar Mahadevan Copy Share Image
“My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order.” — Mel Healy Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The aftereffects of confiding something you shouldn't have, almost as bad as a hangover.” — Malka Ann Older Copy Share Image
Derry Girls' is about more than just growing up in Derry. I think the humour translates to anywhere, really. — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“Now there, thought Galia, is the real root of the problem: upset over an unfulfilled vegetable promise.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Oh, it must be wonderful to be educated. What does it feel like?' 'It's like having an operation,' said Treece. 'You don't… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“In fact, some people use humour so habitually that it is hard for them to remain serious for any length of time.” — Margaret Hough Copy Share Image
I've always said, I thought the Sex Pistols was more Music Hall than anything else - because I think that really, more… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of shock value humour and I find myself being most comfortable when I make other people uncomfortable. Is… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
On 'EastEnders' everyone's bitter, angry. Where are the wonderful characters that I lived with, who could find humour even in the lowest… — David Jason Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. I have great taste in music, we can listen to Justin Bieber and Black Eyed Peas and Nickelback all… — Salifiable Copy Share Image
“If a man was around when Aunt Kathy came by, she would berate him and throw him out. I even saw her… — Harold Phifer Copy Share Image
“Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Mr. Brundy, you are no doubt as well acquainted with my circumstances as I am with yours, so let us not beat… — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“You have to understand, before now, I hadn’t been entirely certain Reece even realized I was female. Yet here he was, edging… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
Danger is a good teacher, and makes apt scholars. So are disgrace, defeat, exposure to immediate scorn and laughter. There is no… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“We never actually have serious conversations about anything for more than 20 seconds. So there’s a beautiful superficiality to our relationship which… — Kamila Shamsie Copy Share Image
“I walked past Malison, up Lower Main to Main and across the road. I didn’t need to look to know he was… — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
“Oh," Sally brightened proud of herself for deciphering his sign language, "you're telling me not to leave my room." Costin nodded his… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
