“If we followed our feelings all the time we´d be like cats chasin´ their tails.” — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“What did the TEACHER tell the students ? PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.” — shaikh mustafa Copy Share Image
“Put me down, I’m too heavy.” “You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?' 'Lots of planets have a north!” — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“He was planning to take my shape and marry you. Then he was going to kill your father and take over his… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“I woke up when my pillow was yanked out from under my head and Chloe mumbled something incoherent about spinach and hot… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“I have lived now for over a century, yet I can still say with complete confidence that no one can claim to… — John Biggins Copy Share Image
“If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
People, particularly over-moralistic Americans, have often seen me as a pessimist and humourless to boot, yet I think I have an almost… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
I was a bit of a humour black sheep. I would make these jokes full of irony and dark cynicism and that… — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
“Oh my heavens!" said Julian's disembodied voice. "I seem to have pulled my big meaty hamstring! However will I deliver this basket… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Hi, Nikki," Gavin said. Ariel didn't even bother looking up from Gavin's neck. "Hey, Gavin," I said. "I thought that latest STD… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“I crawled back to bed, knowing I was done for. Hours later, the phone in our room started ringing. It was George.… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
“The thought of talking about it made Pueblo's gut ache, but then he thought of everything that Amy had been through –… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“That red spot!” she says with alarm. “That’s a freckle!” “It wasn’t there before...” she says as she inspects her entire arm.… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Weather is a purely personal matter. There is no such thing as a climate that is cold or hot, good or bad,… — Álvaro Mutis Copy Share Image
“Simon: You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again, often. So I want you… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
“Now you here and dealing not with him, who is dead, but with me, who is sitting here.” “But,” he said in… — David Adams Richards Copy Share Image
“I have been seeing dragons again. Last night, hunched on a beaver dam, one held a body like a badly held cocktail;… — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
