“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“You're everything I ever wished for. I just didn't wish for much.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
I dont mind god's sense of humour but its waiting for the punchline that is killing me... — Boaz Zippor Copy Share Image
“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
“Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.” “Because any other female would!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“It sets a dangerous precedent. For avoiding pain? For avoiding life.” — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff." "Dustoff? You're going to run away from three guys?" "No, I'm going… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I know you do not care much for such revelries, but trust me—this one you will enjoy, Harry. You and I will… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to think of fear and humour as very, very close together. And to be honest I think pornography completes the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“The announcer, in milky tones, rolled out the commercial; it was all about some sort of washing powder that made laundry days… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
“People assume that artists must talk about art and beauty and the sublime whenever we get together, but no, we usually talk… — Christopher Bram Copy Share Image
“The West Sister Dating Rules were clear on the matter of apologies. On the evolutionary scale of dating, a guy who apologized… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
“The last time Ranulf had run into Sulien, the older man had called him a misbegotten English Judas and spat onto the… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“Colonel Cathcart is our commanding officer and we must obey him. Why don't you fly four more missions and see what happens?"… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“New becomes stale and old becomes fresh. The impractical, ageing estate long ago left behind to Singapore's pioneers and their homemade tofu… — Neil Humphreys Copy Share Image
“This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Cave basilischium! The rex of serpenti, tant pleno of poison that it all shines dehors! Che dicam, il veleno, even the stink… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“He leaned in and kissed her cheek. Just the lightest touch of lips, but it took her breath away. "What was that… — Kathryn James Copy Share Image
