Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.

“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.”

— Dave Turner

“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.”

— Dave Turner

“Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?”

— Dave Turner

“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.”

— Dave Turner

I'm rubbish - I'm really not good at my beauty regimes.

— Alexa Chung

Some people say, therefore, that violence and war are inevitable. I say rubbish: Our brains are fully capable of controlling instinctive behavior.

— Jane Goodall

I get given loads of rubbish. So, I have two Alanis Morissette records which I hide when anyone with taste calls around.

— Brian Molko

For example, Americans seem reluctant to take on Shakespeare because you don't think you're very good at it - which is rubbish. You're missing…

— Alan Cumming

My dad, bless him, was a musician. And his dad had thought that his music was rubbish.

— Paul McCartney

Freedom! To fill people's mailboxes, eyes, ears and brains with commercial rubbish against their will, television programs that are impossible to watch with a…

— Anonymous

Society was calling to its accomplished child to come, to be taken care of, to be instructed, to be judged, to be condemned; it…

— Joseph Conrad

I'm rubbish at maths but I would like to have been a pilot.

— Francesca Hayward

“The appearance was misleading- human dreams; rubbish heaps abundant yet ephemeral sudden and splendid, only to wilt and perish”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

— Ambrose Bierce

In this business, you find the enemy, then go after and destroy him. Everything else is rubbish!

— Eddie Rickenbacker