The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
Many gays have a good sense of humour and they like the wit I hopefully put into my performances. — June Brown Copy Share Image
“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour. — Keenen Ivory Wayans Copy Share Image
I like girls with a good sense of humour. Girls who are a lot of fun to be around. — Corbin Bleu Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey.” — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language...… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about real beauty is inside you.That's deep enough. I mean what do you want, a 'gorgeous… — Bishwajeet Pattnayak Copy Share Image
The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and… — Joan Miro Copy Share Image
There's nothing deeper than love. In fairy tales, the princesses kiss the frogs, and the frogs become princes. In real life,the princesses… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“In fact,' said Poirot, 'she stabbed him in the dark, not realising that he was dead already, but somehow deduced that he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I like Roy Orbison's video for 'I Drove All Night' because it's so literal. It is just a man driving throughout the… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“I saved you,” Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
Comedic actors can be looked at as a lower form because we have to put ourselves in a lower place than most… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“You know what's awkward?" David asked, the corner of his mouth lifting. "Our entire existences?" Now the grin was real. "That," he… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
“There's no Coastguard in France. They let the French Navy do it. They have to give them something to do. It's not… — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
