One Catwoman in the world! It's amazing because you have to have a sense of humour, it's a must. — Jocelyn Wildenstein Copy Share Image
“She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“There was a family joke that Lucy's first words were, "Nicholas is bugging me!” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“I laughed. ‘It’s a cellar Phil, calling it your recording studio does not make that sentence any less creepy.” — Alison Davis Copy Share Image
“I don't think I've ever seen you without braids. I thought your hair just grew that way.” — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
For a poet to depict a poet in poetry is a hazardous experiment; in regarding one's own trade a sense of humour… — Edward Dowden Copy Share Image
“That's enough!" Holly scrambled out of her seat, too. "My three-year-old behaves better than all of you." She looked down at LJ,… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“I remember Peyton [Manning] called me as soon as I got out to Denver. He started the conversation by asking me, ‘When… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
Part of my defence mechanism is humour, so sometimes when I'm being funny, it's just as a way of stopping people from… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
“I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?" Lillian shot her a withering glance.… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.” — Michael W. Lucas Copy Share Image
“Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’ She gave the impression that… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“You want fantasy? Here's one... There's this species that lives on a planet a few miles above molten rock and a few… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Erm…I don’t know maybe for kissing me and tasting so damn delicious, maybe for holding my hand in public, maybe for looking… — Becca Lee Copy Share Image
What happened is that in the middle of my life I went away and in my own sense of hubris, pride, cynicism,… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“The Petriana’s tribune dismounted a dozen paces short of the gate and stalked up to the palisade wall with a grim smile,… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium!… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“One thing she did not know was the greatest book on human psychology is the Bible. If you were lazy and did… — Buchi Emecheta Copy Share Image
“I remembered a friend of mine dying from AIDS, and while he was visiting his family on the coast for the last… — David Wojnarowicz Copy Share Image