“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
The Awkward Moment When The Teacher Cracks A Joke In The Class And Nobody Laughs... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“(I’ve often noticed that people equate ‘having a sense of humour’ with ‘being an insensitive moron’.) This” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“We're guys, and we're Werewolves, and you're talking about throwing food away? Are you nuts, woman?" - Nick” — Justine Winter Copy Share Image
“...leaving no doubt he was the Chosen One. Chosen for what precisely, no one bothered to ask.” — Gourav Mohanty Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We seem to have lost our British sense of humour. It's a great shame. We have to be so careful nowadays; we… — David Jason Copy Share Image
“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in… — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as… — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Now you're just being silly. He's a mercenary- he's not going to go about penning love letters, and really, what would he… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Foxbrush sneezed again. He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning… — Anne Elisabeth Stengl Copy Share Image
During my fridge raid way past midnight, I slowly conclude that I've ruined my days worth of healthy eating and exercise. I'm… — Jabeen Waheed Copy Share Image
“I was just learning how to read and was reading every sign out loud, practising, and when I saw Cockburn Avenue I… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
The thing about humour is that the super-ego is also at play, so what interested me, particularly in the last chapter which… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I’m fucking asking you!” The man stood his ground. From the corner of his eye Adam could see the other man getting… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
Diplomacy, n : 1. The patriotic art of lying for one's country. 2. The art of letting someone have your way. 3.… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
