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Days of Dutch courage, just three French letters, and a German sense of humour. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
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With pornography, if you don't get hard or wet, depending on your gender, it didn't work. With humour, if you don't laugh… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
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