“Pretentious." "So? I love pretentious people!" "Why?" "They try so hard to be interesting, you don't have to do any work.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“All the girls find their seats and the room gets so church-quiet you can practically smell holy water.” — J.C. Lillis Holy water Copy Share Image
“You can stop waiting, you know,' she says. 'For what?' 'For God to strike you down.” — J.C. Lillis Gay Copy Share Image
“You lie enough and all of a sudden it’s like lying is the language you speak and your first language starts to… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“There’s something about his face when he smiles, like he’s a stained-glass window with sun beaming through.” — J.C. Lillis Smiles Copy Share Image
“Entering the ball is like crashing on a planet where no one cares how you dress or how you dance or who… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Abel snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy.” — J.C. Lillis Humor Copy Share Image
“Well, who doesn't love a good mpreg?" "A what?" "Sim gets man-pregnant? Gives birth to twins during a tornado?" "I'll pretend I… — J.C. Lillis Fanfiction Copy Share Image
“Honestly, I don’t think people ever get un-screwed-up. I think it’s just, how well can you pretend to be someone else, and… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Him,” he points. “With the blue Chucks.” “Unacceptable.” “Pourquoi?” “He’s barn owl-y.” “Fine. Inkblot T-Shirt?” “Pretentious.” “So? I love pretentious people!” “Why?”… — J.C. Lillis Pretentious Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy.… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“For crap’s sake: the holy-grail scene of the world’s most ridiculous, implausible ship, and I was holding my breath with the rest… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I can tell I'm being annoying, the kind of annoying where it feels like I haven't showered for days and everyone should… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I mean, if no one knows for sure what God's like, then why don't you just believe the people who think he's… — j.c. lillis God Copy Share Image
“What if Dad looked up Castaway Planet and found our vlog? He’d know Abel was here. He’d know I lied, and he’d… — J.C. Lillis Castaway Copy Share Image
“I am one man with a laptop. When I give the world my characters, it's because I don't want to keep them… — J.C. Lillis Fanfiction Copy Share Image
“Because here’s the thing. We can do a lot in thirty-five days.” He sat on the bed and pulled her down next… — J.C. Lillis Great love Copy Share Image
“I step up on the little wooden bridge that arches over the huge clear koi pond in the lobby. The blue and… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ” — J.C. Lillis Humour Copy Share Image
“There’s only one kind of girl I can tolerate being, and it is not the Girl Who Gives it All Up for… — J.C. Lillis Girl Copy Share Image
“I want to make a sweater out of this week and wrap myself up in it until it falls apart.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“It’s fandom, Bran. Getting butthurt over nothing is practically a sacrament.” — J.C. Lillis Fandom Copy Share Image
“My secret is cool and mysterious like a jagged scar across my chest, and not dull and heavy like I gave up… — J.C. Lillis Humor Copy Share Image
“You can't stay fucked up forever, can you? You need to start putting yourself out there and getting humiliated like the rest… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
