“It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humour, and that's what kept me for the 30 years I was locked up. — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
“Who says vanquish anymore?" Moog breathed. People who vanquished things, Clay supposed.” — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
Anger and humour are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. — James H. Cone Copy Share Image
It will be cheering to know that many people are skillful chessplayers, though in many instances their brains, in a general way,… — James Mortimer Copy Share Image
I think any kind of comic sequence is as easy and as difficult as it is written. So, if it is written… — Riteish Deshmukh Copy Share Image
“Bailey, where’s your hat?” “In my pocket, sir!” “Why isn’t it on your head?” “Because I can’t get my head in my… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you've ever been covered head to toe in prickle bush, but let me tell you, it's not a… — Elizabeth Newton Copy Share Image
When you're playing King Lear, you have to have a little humour, or you will have no tragedy when the king dies. — Robert Wilson Copy Share Image
“The first two tracks were pop songs from the 1970s, sung in Danish in a style that was best described as Abba… — Claire North Copy Share Image
“I'll be with my sister. And believe it or not, she has a phone and everything. She stopped using smoke signals last… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
“Think of the most fussy science teacher you ever had. The one who docked your grade if the sixth decimal place in… — Sam Kean Copy Share Image
“Griffin Drake and his MacBook were the best of friends, more intimate than lovers. He slept with it. He cared for it… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“What I Found in My Desk A ripe peach with an ugly bruise, a pair of stinky tennis shoes, a day-old ham-and-cheese… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Hey! Give that back!" Panic started to set in. Ignoring the fact that I was only in my panties, I jumped up… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
It seems certain, that though a man, in a flush of humour, after intense reflection on the many contradictions and imperfections of… — David Hume Copy Share Image
And I ask myself what it is about me that makes this wonderful, beautiful woman return. Is it because I'm pathetic, helpless… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
“Tiffany jumped when she saw a balloon sail up above the trees, catch the wind, and swoop away, but it turned out… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was the very worst kind of Banbury-Road house, depressing, with laurels. The front door was opened by a slut. I had… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
