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I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
“Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired,' said Maxie. 'I know how that feels,' said Blue. 'I think some Pharaoh… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
“It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore!" The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“That’s probably the most sincere thing that I’ve ever heard come out of your mouth.” Logan lowered his eyes to Tate’s hand.… — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“The men worked hard and faithfully. As a rule, in spite of the number of rough characters among them, they behaved very… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“My Teacher Sees Right Through Me I didn’t do my homework. My teacher asked me, “Why?” I answered him, “It’s much too… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
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It is true that there are not many smiling faces in modern art galleries. Happy art is much harder to make. Art… — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
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