Limmy

I don't really get angry any more.

— Limmy

I'm quite a hermit.

— Limmy

People are so quick to get offended.

— Limmy

I do like crossing moral boundaries.

— Limmy

I'm a pretty solitary type of person.

— Limmy

I've never cooked a great meal.

— Limmy

I think trolling is a sort of art form, a bit of a craft.

— Limmy

I don't feel comfortable calling myself a writer or a director or an actor.

— Limmy

I've always been a very open person, all my life, even at school.

— Limmy

Doctors are just people and they can make mistakes.

— Limmy

The only thing I worry about over-sharing is boring people.

— Limmy

I actually don't have a lot of faith in comedy.

— Limmy

I've just got a really sick sense of humour that's separate from reality.

— Limmy

I never made my website to try and get anywhere, it was just a laugh.

— Limmy

I mean, maybe I'm alternative in that my stuff's not mainstream, doesn't want to be mainstream, could never be mainstream.

— Limmy

Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain self-esteem and happiness, or, dare I say…

— Limmy

I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not…

— Limmy

I'm alright with being disliked rather than trying to be perfect, because you get to relax then.

— Limmy

It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit.

— Limmy

I don't drink anymore, I don't go up the town and I'm not interested in events and parties.

— Limmy

I love 'The Twilight Zone,' the original black and white ones with Rod Serling's wee bit at the beginning.

— Limmy

I've never been an embarrassed, 'never talk about their feelings' sort of person.

— Limmy

A guy playing pool in a pub once said to me that they should put me on the telly. It went in…

— Limmy

I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley,…

— Limmy

Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference…

— Limmy

There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way…

— Limmy

I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of…

— Limmy

I don't mind people liking or not liking me. If you make something and then in the back of your mind you…

— Limmy

Sometimes there were certain things in 'Limmy's Show' where I'd be having to come up with six episodes and as a result…

— Limmy

I think I was maybe a ned. I don't know. I had a trakkie, a cap and got into trouble when I…

— Limmy

One thing I like to do is visit technical forums and ask for help regarding an entirely fictitious problem I'm having with…

— Limmy

I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general…

— Limmy

You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities…

— Limmy

The day I say I'm famous is the day I sound like a fanny.

— Limmy

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

— Limmy

I'm always checking other people's opinions.

— Limmy

If the Internet went down or there was no telly I would be 'oh no, oh no.'

— Limmy

In my own mind, I can joke about anything.

— Limmy

There have been occasions when some people have taken me very seriously.

— Limmy

I really like violence in writing and films.

— Limmy