Sometimes there were certain things in 'Limmy's Show' where I'd be having to come up with six episodes and as a result… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of… — Limmy Humor Copy Share Image
There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley,… — Limmy Birth Copy Share Image
A guy playing pool in a pub once said to me that they should put me on the telly. It went in… — Limmy Copy Share Image
The word 'cult' is almost a nice way of saying a lot of people hate you, or have never heard of you.… — Limmy Cult Copy Share Image
My issue with all sort of social justice stuff and leftie stuff, and I would put myself on a social justice leftie… — Limmy Jargon Copy Share Image
I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity.… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the shops would be filled with dry grass… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I was reading stories by Raymond Carver and some of his stuff sort of ended abruptly here and there, where in other… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think on my passport form I described myself as 'entertainer,' filling it in, in a Post Office or something. I felt… — Limmy Entertainer Copy Share Image
I felt I was a bit switched off for years, not really caring about things. I don't know if that's depression or… — Limmy Caring Copy Share Image
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
With my upbringing and where I grew up, people slagged people. If you slagged them, they'd slag you back... I know it… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
There are so many different ways of making people laugh and sometimes you sit down to watch something that everyone says is… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I was asked before to go out on '8 out of 10 Cats,' and I've been asked to go on 'Question Time,'… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Some people don't like showing any deviation from normality, but I like talking about things like that, so talking about my mental… — Limmy Copy Share Image
