For me, in my mind personally and privately, there are no limits to comedy. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
Going to the doctors - for me that was quite brave, taking that first step. That was a bit scary, saying that… — Limmy Brave Copy Share Image
If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school. — Limmy Actor Copy Share Image
I'm just someone who likes making lots of things up and trying to be funny. That's about it. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
My maw died when I was 20. You tune into the radio or the telly and life goes on. Things keep on… — Limmy Life Copy Share Image
I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having… — Limmy Freedom Copy Share Image
It's in me to get steaming and to think too much, worry too much about the future, the past. — Limmy Fear Copy Share Image
I'm not a mad genius or anything, but I'm just constantly driven to make things up, but I wonder who I'm doing… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Some people don't like showing any deviation from normality, but I like talking about things like that, so talking about my mental… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I was asked before to go out on '8 out of 10 Cats,' and I've been asked to go on 'Question Time,'… — Limmy Copy Share Image
There are so many different ways of making people laugh and sometimes you sit down to watch something that everyone says is… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
With my upbringing and where I grew up, people slagged people. If you slagged them, they'd slag you back... I know it… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think on my passport form I described myself as 'entertainer,' filling it in, in a Post Office or something. I felt… — Limmy Entertainer Copy Share Image
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but… — Limmy Care Copy Share Image
Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine. — Limmy Copy Share Image
Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background. — Limmy Copy Share Image
If you run about trying to make people like you all the time you'd never get anything done. — Limmy Copy Share Image
It's almost like schizophrenia the way I get ideas about things that are not really happening and just end up focusing on… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I'd never dance at school discos, I couldn't believe people could show themselves like that. — Limmy Copy Share Image
People say 'Limmy's Show' is kind of hit or miss, but I'd rather that than having something generally likable. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I get a lot of ideas sitting in the living room staring at the walls or lying in bed thinking about things. — Limmy Ideas Copy Share Image
I've always had something a wee bit up with me, but I think it's some kind of learning difficulty. It's always been… — Limmy Adversity Copy Share Image
No, I don't think I'll ever get any stalkers, as I'm the stalker type myself. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I'm genuine! I've not got some dark, shadowy corporation behind me pulling the strings. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think everybody in the world should agree to no care about anything. But we'll all have to do it at the… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I don't need a lot: I've got a telly, a computer - what else can you get me? — Limmy Computer Copy Share Image
With the Internet I just love how anything goes, especially in the light of this whole Sachsgate. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I write in quite a simple way because that's just the way I write. The vocab I use is quite wee. That's… — Limmy Copy Share Image
You can get too involved with all the wee things in life, but the most important thing is you're alive and well. — Limmy Alive Copy Share Image
Once you get it in your head you're finished with something, to go back, it hurts. — Limmy Copy Share Image
