Alcoholic Quotes

I'm an alcoholic.

— Sterling Hayden

“I'm an alcoholic, Tara.”

— Jaci Burton

I was probably born an alcoholic.

— Jimmy Barnes

I'm not an alcoholic.

— Rob Ford

It's not cool to be an alcoholic.

— Chester Bennington

I am a recovering alcoholic.

— Patrick J. Kennedy

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

— Paul Lynde

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

— Gerard Way

“Headaches are for sloths as hangovers for drunks.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

— Anonymous

“An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.”

— Amy Sedaris

I'm not an alcoholic, I just have a low tolerance for being sober.

— Anonymous

“If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.”

— Michaela Haze

I read an article the other day that said, if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank god I only…

— Nishan Panwar

Publishers seem to be in an alcoholic haze most of the time. Well, the publishers have no idea what a writer is.

— James Purdy

“Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.”

— Robert Black

Time. I'm so fed up with these stupid 'alcoholic' jokes being aimed toward me by the people I care about most...I need…

— Anonymous

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

— Glee

“Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes...”

— Theodore Roszak

Each my book feels like my last book. And then I think, like a dedicated alcoholic, that one more won't do me…

— John le Carre

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

— Augusten Burroughs

Sometimes people say, do you want a drink? And I say, oh, I'd like to, but I'm a tragic alcoholic. I always…

— David Sedaris

A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic,…

— Raymond Chandler

An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has…

— Emily Yoffe

“When we hear these kinds of excuses from a drunk, we assume they are exactly that—excuses. We don’t consider an active alcoholic…

— Lundy Bancroft

“My phone is on my bed, whispering in my ear like a bottle of scotch to a recovering alcoholic, while the rain…

— Katja Millay

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop…

— Gillian Flynn

“I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs…

— Gail Carriger

“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re…

— Ozzy Osbourne

Nobody understands that by the time the addiction has set in the alcoholic is mandated to drink ... he cannot not drink!…

— Mercedes McCambridge

But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor"…

— Augusten Burroughs

I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going…

— Heather King

Cutter's Way was a real test of my stupidity. Every day, it was like, who did I think I was? But people…

— John Heard

I drink out of desperation. Life is too dreary to endure. The misery, loneliness, crampedness - they're heartbreaking.[...] What feelings do you…

— Osamu Dazai

“I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going…

— Heather King

“All drunks, particularly those who grew up in alcoholic homes, have that same sense of angst and trepidation, one that has no…

— James Lee Burke

“A few days later, as I was going through the messages on my answering machine, I heard over the speaker, “I’M FREE!…

— Elliana Olivia

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

— Dick Van Dyke

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

— W. C. Fields