“[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“So Basically I'm the Antichrist , and the whole world is fucked because of me" - Jordon Hanson.” — Barry James Copy Share Image
“It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“If you don't remove your hands immediately, I will render you unable to biologically maintain life.” — Kaede Kouchi Copy Share Image
I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole." "Just… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“Is the Fey also in the bed?" his tone was flat. I reached over and shoved Grant off the bed. "No?" "Seriously,… — Eleanor Rousseau Copy Share Image
“If it weren’t for supplies, I’d never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a… — Monty Halls Copy Share Image
“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!” — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
I love the Russians for their verve, their melancholia, their vivacity, their unpredictability, and their humour. — Miranda Otto Copy Share Image
“The Americans have perfected weather forecasts: a model presents a model of the Earth, a map, and jabs at it with her… — Péter Zilahy Copy Share Image
“I’m a firm believer in equality at all times—” “At all times?” She glanced at the cuffs clipped to his leathers. “Why… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Hi!' The chirpy little voice greeted me with such energised enthusiasm it made me jump nearly a foot out of my seat.… — Tom Clempson Copy Share Image
Human society is the embodiment of changeless laws which the whimsicalities and circumstances of men and women involve and overwrap. The realm… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Tell me we’re not going to be stoking up the cook fires to build palisades through the night by their light.’ I… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“I see a dude who looks like a meth addict across the street; I'm going to assume that's what this fiancée thief… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
I think British humour is very cruel, and gay humour is very cruel. I think the two go hand-in-hand and that's why… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It was a damned near-run thing, I must admit,' said Jack, modestly; then after a pause he laughed and said, 'I remember… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
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