Wit is an intermittent fountain; kindness is a perennial spring. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
My feeling is there is always that possibility for humour in tragedy. In life they go together. — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“Companies may never come up with a better office communication program than a lunch break.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I like ambition. I like someone who gets up in the morning and has a purpose. A real purpose. I have one.… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the toughest genres. It is so essential to get the timing right, failing which the humour can fall… — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
“You're very lovely, gatita." Her brows pulled together, and she gave him a skeptical stare. "Do not look at your master as… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Faith and mathematics don't only bring you back to the people you love. They can also bring you to the people you… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!” “Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“People have many cruel expectations from writers. People expect novelists to live on a hill with three kids and a spouse, people… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“For that matter," said Toussaint, "it's true. We would be assassinated before we'd have time to say Boo! And then, since Monsieur… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour,… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
“But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?” he said. “I seen her oout walkin’, an’ when… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They're waiting for you to say all these grand statements, you know? You march across the room and you're supposed to say… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Where do rumors come from, Sir Kofa?" i was truly curious to know the answer. "Where don't they come from? I suppose… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
“Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!"... "I am not complaining… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“...everyone's too busy having a good time to care about anyone else." "This sucks," Alex said sullenly. "If someone murders you and… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
