“ Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards , I thought. For they are soggy and hard to light. ” — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you don't have the right tuning with your co-actor, the humour can fall flat. — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Jim Morrison had star quality and he’s dead. Star quality’s no good to you when you’re dead.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
Flip phones are just awesome. At the end of a heated argument, you can always flip it like Bitch, whatever! — Sky Copy Share Image
“I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit and I think… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a… — Janik Seshan Copy Share Image
Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wer nicht liebt Wein, Weib, und Gesang, Der bleibt ein Narr sein Lebenlang (He who loves not Wine, Women and Song Remains… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as she put it, 'Not-the-one-in-Massachusetts-Cambridge-Universitythe-real-one-you-know-in-England.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I am in Waterstones looking at all the chick lit rubbish on the shelves. In a fit of pique, I turn them… — Maddie Grigg Copy Share Image
“My grandmother said, ‘It doesn’t really matter where you had to go, where you got the ring, or where you played the… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Many of us are trying to lead multiple lives: child, mother, wife, lover, star, giving small doses of oxygen to each and… — Joanna Murray-Smith Copy Share Image
“Spiritual life is not mystic; when you decide to work with God, you have stepped to mystery, God can intervene at any… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“I have, in general, not had fun during my service as a Warden of the White Council. I have taken no enjoyment… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“She then recovered her wits and averting her eyes from the wreck of her house she shook Babbington's hand, embraced Stephen tenderly,… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Just then Antonio, his two guards, his two Pit Bulls, Sebastian, and a strange, tall Keja bloke who had long white-grey hair… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I really do prioritise humour in people. It's a sign of intelligence. One of the most important things I heard that moulded… — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
