“I'm on a roller coaster which only goes up my friend” — Augustus Waters The Fault in Our Stars Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
Robbie minced into my life and he had the same oddball sense of humour as me. It was love at first laugh. — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one” — Joe Ambercrombie Copy Share Image
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
You need quite good shock absorbers and a sense of humour to be the Prime Minister's child. — Carol Thatcher Copy Share Image
“Q. Why don't the British panic? A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she misses out… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“Yo, bredren, we be the illest,' went my proclamation. 'We be the dopest,' Anand would follow. 'Our tunes are going to be… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image
One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to… — Colin Baker Copy Share Image
The nurses' job is emotional and distressing. Their day-to-day work is dealing with people withering and falling to pieces. So black humour… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
“He was definitely taking his bodyguard duties seriously tonight. He gave off a take-one-step-closer-and-I-will-show-you-Armageddon vibe.” — Christina Henry Copy Share Image
The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hildy resisted the urge to suck on the end of her braid. "Look. I know. Paul crossed the line and --" Xiu… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“And we dress, sir --?" he murmured, feeling Osnard's gaze burning the nape of his neck. "Most of my gentlemen seem to… — John le Carré Copy Share Image
“Whoever thou art that, not content with a moderate condition, imaginest happiness in royal magnificence, and dreamest that command or riches can… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward,… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“She'd proven to be one of the most aggravating people I'd ever met. Unfortunately for me, she was also the best sex… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“The Robespierre women (as one tended to think of them now) were all on display. Madame looked actively, rather intimidatingly benevolent; it… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor;… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
