I can laugh at anything, there's humour in all of it and I think the minute you find it, the better life… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
“Nice! There's no fun in nice. I'll be myself and you'll all love me for it.” — J.E Allen Copy Share Image
“On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses. I kept on walking.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Every discussion with a girl is an argument, and when you think you are right suddenly you realize that your trapped.” — Bharat Copy Share Image
“Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned… — Matt Rudd Copy Share Image
I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a… — Shirley Henderson Copy Share Image
“The man is an asshole." "You might say that, but you'd be maligning a part of the body that is of unquestioned… — Eleanor Arnason Copy Share Image
“Crying isn't so bad. I mean, I have a sister..." He paused, and she had the distinct impression he was debating whether… — Ashley Nikole Copy Share Image
“I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“Honestly, we don't kick or bite or throw potatoes at all our guests." A crooked smile touched Lord Bradford's lips. "Your family… — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“This evening I spied her in the back orchard. I decided to sacrifice one of my better old shirts and carried it… — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
I've never sat down with the intent of trying to shock or anything like that; it just so happens that the sense… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“Listening to Eminem makes me feel like a badass. Or at least as though I have the potential for badassery. I mean,… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“...his knees were held together by the skin-tight trousers, which consequently narrowed the aperture through which great quantities of malodorous, rancid dreck… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
